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    Well someone else writes our prime ministers speeches.. This morning he said speaking moistly on live TV and now there is a song

    https://youtu.be/eySDeBdqxGY
    Actively seeking any and all varieties
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    Courtenay, BC 🇨🇦 zone 8a

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    Hah! I am not...a musical expert, but that was a pretty good song, I’m speaking completely moistly now, no BS.
    Tom V. from San Diego, Ca.🇺🇸

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    • #3
      Oh crap. That is so funny. I’m literally laughing hysterically right now. I also literally just broke my toe because I was laughing so hard I couldn’t see and slammed my toe into something. I went down like a sack of bricks and actually broke my toe and I still can’t stop laughing. My wife thinks I’ve lost my mind. 😂
      Eric - Santa Barbara, CA Zone 10a

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      • BC BYRON
        BC BYRON commented
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        My uncle just crushed his toe bad and went to emergency and they wouldn't even look at him. It was basically go away due to the covid

      • Bellefleurs
        Bellefleurs commented
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        I think that we are ALL losing our minds.
        At least you go down laughing. 😂

    • #4
      The expressions on the sign language peoples faces are priceless!!
      Eric - Santa Barbara, CA Zone 10a

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      • #5
        Everyone, Just had to check it out. Funny.... not "moistly" is really not inaccurate since the virus travels in droplets. And Canadians are being given approx eight additional inches of space than US citizens? Will be so glad when all this is in the past. Randy/GA

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        • #6
          Thanks for posting! I laughed so hard that I spoke “moistly” all over the kitchen floor!
          And stupid autocorrect doesn’t like the word “Moistly”. I had to type it several times!

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          • #7
            That's funny. Thanks!
            I enjoyed this one too.
            https://www.facebook.com/bvojnic/vid...356350704/?t=0
            PPP
            Eatonton, GA zone 7b/8a

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            • #8
              Here you go Trump, let me see you top that performance 😂😂😂
              🇨🇦Ridgeway, Ontario , on Lake Erie. zone 6b/7a 🇨🇦
              ‘Would love to get Dalmatia since my in-laws are from Hvar. Also Vallecalda, I’ve heard a lot of good thing about this variety

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              • #9
                Miracle fruit there is this one I was just sent

                https://youtu.be/vuUEyVoGB8I
                Actively seeking any and all varieties
                #Sharing is caring
                Courtenay, BC 🇨🇦 zone 8a

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                • Miracle fruit
                  Miracle fruit commented
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                  OMG, I love it. Thank you so much for sharing. BC Byron. You brighten up my day 👏

              • #10
                Nice
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                Eric - Santa Barbara, CA Zone 10a

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                • #11
                  Ha ha, where do you guys find this stuff. So funny 😂😂
                  🇨🇦Ridgeway, Ontario , on Lake Erie. zone 6b/7a 🇨🇦
                  ‘Would love to get Dalmatia since my in-laws are from Hvar. Also Vallecalda, I’ve heard a lot of good thing about this variety

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                  • #12
                    A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
                    "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
                    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
                    He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
                    Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
                    pulls back the covers.
                    She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
                    She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
                    The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
                    "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
                    very, closely:
                    "Are - my - test - results - back?"
                    Volcano, 7a VA

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                    • moonlight
                      moonlight commented
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                      Hahah 🤣 hahaha🤣that was funny 🤣

                    • Miracle fruit
                      Miracle fruit commented
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                      😂🤣😂🤣

                  • #13
                    I laughed so hard I got into a coughing fit! 🤣
                    WL: BFF, CCN, MIB, YLN, De la Roca, Azores Dark
                    Tony - San Diego, CA 10A

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                    • #14
                      Originally posted by BC BYRON View Post
                      Miracle fruit there is this one I was just sent

                      https://youtu.be/vuUEyVoGB8I
                      This is a fake duet. Putin said somewhere that he knows "Murka" (this is a song of "russian gangsters").
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                      Andrew

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                    • #15
                      https://youtu.be/CG5ZnyzI6rg
                      Actively seeking any and all varieties
                      #Sharing is caring
                      Courtenay, BC 🇨🇦 zone 8a

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